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[โ€“] [email protected] 34 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

"You aren't writing enough lines of code!" - Management

[โ€“] [email protected] 8 points 2 weeks ago

My boss's boss, a former Ops manager who liked to keep track of system stats, once asked her why the CPU usage on the dev box had decreased that month. Weren't the devs doing any work?