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[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

Oh please. Wait until they release double-sided, double-density 128bit AI quantum blockchain that runs on premises/in the cloud edge hybrid.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 day ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago

I feel like they snuck in a little square of reasonable terms with

Best practices Optimization Industry standard Authenticate

But now that I’ve typed it, I’m scared that optimization and authenticate have gross business-speak definitions I just don’t know about yet.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

It will have revolutionary rock star synergy

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

The blue sky, out of the box thinking will disrupt the glass ceiling.