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[–] [email protected] 38 points 3 weeks ago (8 children)

How to cancel 750$/week subscription service in 2069 (easiest method):

  • Pay 69,420$ for cancellation fee
  • Write long 10K word essay
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  • Give your DNA sample
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  • Let our 69,420 partners to track your activity for "personalized ads" (Basicly manipulating you to buy crappy stuff you don't needed)
[–] [email protected] 35 points 3 weeks ago (6 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

Wonder when they're gonna do that for Adobe products in Europe. Has to be one of the most scummiest subscription services present day. If you cancel too early you have to pay up a "cancellation" fee for remaining time of the month, or sometimes even more I believe. If you do it too late you'll have to pay for a whole new subscription, and pay for the cancellation fee. I don't even know why they're allowed to pull that shit on consumers.

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