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I know staying up past bedtime is illegal but I did it once to check and fortnite was in fact off ๐Ÿ˜”

Truly terrible news

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[โ€“] [email protected] 76 points 3 weeks ago (13 children)

Easiest way to do this: Turn the modem off after bed time (you will also lose internet)

Most expensive but still easy way to do this: Buy a "smart router" with time-based parental controls (lets you use the internet at night).

Nerd way to do this: Pihole with a script that enables and disables certain blocklists at certain times (free and open source, because fuck "smart" products)

[โ€“] [email protected] 23 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Most expensive: Buy a controlling share of Epic

[โ€“] [email protected] 7 points 3 weeks ago

The Elon Musk method: Buy some shit for no reason with only the attempt to ruin it because, idk, oligarchy or some shit.

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