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[–] [email protected] 50 points 3 weeks ago (10 children)

I used to almost exclusively listen to any kind of audio through headphones. I had a microphone near my desk configured so that it would pass through the vibration of footsteps directly to my headphones. I was rarely startled, no matter what sordid activity I was undertaking.

[–] [email protected] 32 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (6 children)

I swear the footsteps trigger a Pavlov response in me at this point. I can even tell who it is by the footsteps

[–] [email protected] 21 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Pavlov

As in you instantly lose an erection, because you've been conditioned to associate footfalls with a ruined orgasm?

[–] [email protected] 16 points 3 weeks ago

I can only get off if I hear approaching footsteps

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