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[–] [email protected] 130 points 3 weeks ago (17 children)

Fap with one eye ooooopen

Gripping your tube sock tiiight

Exit porn...

Enter mom....

Move your hand

And hope your boner doesn't stand

[–] [email protected] 14 points 3 weeks ago (7 children)

I have no idea where that came from but alright... Here's your well deserved upvote.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (6 children)

They reworked the lyrics to Enter Sandman.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

The rework is titled: ‘Enter sockman’.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago

At least it was a sock and not a coconut.

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