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[–] [email protected] 130 points 3 weeks ago (17 children)

Fap with one eye ooooopen

Gripping your tube sock tiiight

Exit porn...

Enter mom....

Move your hand

And hope your boner doesn't stand

[–] [email protected] 14 points 3 weeks ago (7 children)

I have no idea where that came from but alright... Here's your well deserved upvote.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (6 children)

They reworked the lyrics to Enter Sandman.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

My first thought was Last Resort.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago

Holy crap that works too well. Have my plastic fork!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 weeks ago

Cut my sight into pieces

I can see you past the door...

Masturbation,

No squeezin,

Don't give a fuck if I bust a nut hands-free

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