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Amazon cloud boss says employees unhappy with 5-day office mandate can leave (www.cnbc.com)

submitted 4 weeks ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 24 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago) (4 children)

or they could fuck up key services with delayed code breaks before leaving. Programmers working for amazon should consider adding bullshit in the software and saying it was chatgpt

Go into the office and clog all the toilets.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 4 weeks ago (3 children)

Don't clog the toilets. It's not the c-suites who have to clean that up.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 weeks ago

Don’t clog the toilets. It’s not the c-suites who have to clean that up.

Nah, use cement, let the C-Staff pay for the plumbers/construction, they'd be more than happy to help out.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 weeks ago

If you do, leave a tip with a note apologizing that they got caught in the crossfire.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 4 weeks ago

The toilets should be being cleaned regularly anyway, if they're not you've just highlighted a major sanitation issue for the building.