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Because I'm fat and ugly. I don't want to see it and trust me you don't want to see it either.
You might be surprised.
Trojan soldiers said the same thing about a big wooden horse outside their walls.
Mr. Hands was surprised by a horse with big wood.
He died doing that too!
Now someone just needs to write an epic ballad and there'd be perfect parity between the two events.