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[–] [email protected] 25 points 2 months ago (4 children)

I want a brain update and a penis upgrade please! Yes 275Tb of ram for my penis and 6" of brain 🧠!

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I don't want my penis remembering that much.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

rm -rf penis/

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

That actually made me laugh out loud. 😂

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

Cyberpunk, let’s gooo🤣

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

After upgrade, years later in a CT scan. Dr. "That is a weird looking brain it almost looks like a pecker."

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

Total mindfuck.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

The penis upgrade already exists, it's called a "vaginoplasty," sweaty 💅💅💅