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Yep, unrealistic expectations.
Or "you need a 12th gen i7 to run this thing"... the thing is a glorified Avidemux.
Christ, if you could see the abysmal efficiency of business tier SQL code being churned out in the Lowest Bidder mines overseas...
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Never seen something so stupid in 28 years of computing. Including my studies.
Well, you don't want to waste space by adding the same file path twice