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How about an adolescent kangaroo?

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[–] [email protected] 40 points 1 year ago (15 children)

Blue whale.

You never said I had to win.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 year ago (4 children)

They also never said in which environment:

Stranded blue whale.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago (3 children)

In the ocean. I punch it once, it swims away. "Yeah bitch, you better run!"

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

With all the blubber, would a whale even notice a punch, especially if the force was lessened due to water drag?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Notice it? Likely. Interpret it as a threat? Unlikely. Swat you like an annoying insect? Probably.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

if it was a Right Whale then by all accounts, it'd take it as a come on.
they're lovers not fighters.

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