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It's official, Rust is an anti C/C++ elitist slur (lemmy.world)

submitted 1 month ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 122 points 1 month ago (41 children)

It is so weird when people idolize programming languages. They are all flawed and they all encourage some bad design patterns. Just chill and pick yours.

[–] [email protected] 86 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (22 children)

Yeah, but that makes it sound like they're all equal, and there hasn't been any progression, which is untrue. You're either insane or a historical reenactor if you write something new in COBOL.

I think Rust is genuinely a huge leap forwards compared to C/C++. Maybe one day it will be shitty and obsolete, and at the very least it will become a boring standard option, but for now...

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Rust is already obsolete, compared to Stingpie's excellent assembly language, paired with object oriented programming!

This is the SEALPOOP specification:

an assembler must create a binary program which satisfies the programmer's specifications.
a compiler must translate the programmer's code into SEALPOOP's parallel instruction set source, which should be fed into the SEALPOOP PISS assembler.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Well that's going to get cancelled. Think of the non binary folk out there!

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 month ago

Don't worry, they have DreamBerd

Booleans can be true, false or maybe. Technical info: Booleans are stored as one-and-a-half bits.

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