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[–] [email protected] 50 points 3 weeks ago (6 children)

I finally found the real reason why I like java: I‘m german

[–] [email protected] 14 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

I don't get why I don't like Rust then

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 weeks ago

You will, comrade.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (2 children)

Do you like Russian, tho? Some Russians I've encountered did find it overcomplicated at times... Но в целом понимаю: мне норм заходит энглиш, а жабаскрипт вообще мимо

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

вообще мимо

Please help, я это не понимаю.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Basically translates to "despite me liking English, js is not my cup of tea". "Вообще мимо" can also be more literally translated as "a complete miss", but I'm not entirely sure if it's used that way

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Ah! That makes sense. I wasn't expecting мимо to act like a noun in this way. Большое спасибо.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago

Yeah, I think it's a beautiful and expressive language. I also do like Java, though.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

I also love Java, especially all the goodies added in 17. I'm not German though... 🤔

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago

Maybe you‘d have fun learning german then ;)

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago

You are now. Herzlichen Glückwunsch.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 weeks ago

Have you ever tried kotlin?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 weeks ago

Swabian here. I like C#. Guess that fits.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago

That's the reason I'm deeply offended. I'm german too. 😉

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

I'm also German, and our beautiful language being compared to java feels like an insult to me.

Strength in diversity, I guess