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It's like Alphabet hate guaranteed money.
"How can we boost the next six months of investment for sake of stable income over the next decade?"
"More ads. Studies show everyone with internet access fucking loves them."
*Brilliant! Welcome to entry level lower senior-ish management, Jenkins."
"YESSSSS! I can't wait to tell the family about this when I'm on leave from this wonderfully accommodating work campus. All hail, G."
"All hail, G."
Fuck them, but it's not like anything changes for people who currently watch ads, or who pay for Premium. It's us who they're fighting, and we don't generate any income.