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You could call this a sequel to my last question, but I was genuinely curious. Question inspired by someone I know joking about being arrested for selling donuts to someone who died as a result because they didn't need junk food.

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[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 month ago (5 children)

Rubbing one out lowers aggression, ergo masturbation is now mandatory. You all know what to do here, people.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago (4 children)

Counterpoint: masturbation is genocide and menstruation is murder as it is a failure to bring a life to the world. Therefore everyone beyond puberty is guilty of murder by default.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Oh who are you kidding? It's no more guilt than we already had drilled into us by doing 12 years on the inside.

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