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[–] [email protected] 51 points 1 week ago (9 children)

I knew a priest who liked to say he only smoked after sex.

[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 week ago

"With cigarettes, my wife and I, we made a deal. We only smoke after sex. I've got the same pack now since 1975. What bothers me is my wife. She's up to three packs a day!” -Rodney Dangerfield

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