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[–] [email protected] 45 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

A bit like when we renamed all the master/slave terminology using different phrasing that's frankly more useful a lot of the time, I think it's about time we got rid of this "child" task nonsense. I suggest "subtask". Then we can reword these books into something that no-one can make stupid jokes about any more, like "how to keep your subs in line" and "how to punish your subs when they've misbehaved".

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 month ago

"How to enter subspace" "How to bind subs"

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

I don't think changing a profession's terms to "prevent stupid jokes" is a smart move.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago