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[–] [email protected] 92 points 2 months ago (68 children)

When people think a bidet is stupid, I always ask: If you had poop on your arm, would you clean it with water or just wipe it with a dry towel and call it a day?

Not to mention it's less irritating for ur bum

[–] [email protected] -1 points 2 months ago (23 children)

You still have to wipe though, right? Using just water to clean it off your arm would still leave a stain. You have to make contact to rub away what remains somehow.

I've used a few bidets and while it was fun and they did an ok job there was no soap involved and I still had to wipe. I don't hate them, they make some sense, but a bidet is not magic.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 months ago (17 children)

I’ve used a bidet for a decade and the only reason I have to wipe is to dry off

[–] [email protected] -5 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Only if you have a solid one. If your poo is sticky it leaves a smear and even high pressure water won't shift, and that's when you need a wipe.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 months ago (1 children)

You've never used one and it shows.

[–] [email protected] -1 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I have. A bunch of times. They are in most of the hotel rooms I stay in.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Then you don’t use it well. Which is fine, it took me a while to get used to mine and use it effectively.

[–] [email protected] -3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

it's water. what do you think is "using it well"? the only way to properly sanitize an asshole is drench it in water and use a little soap. Change your diet several days beforehand if you want to have fun down there.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Unironically, positioning, pressure, and time. It took me a while to be fine with the pressure needed to actually clean anything, let alone letting it stay on long enough to thoroughly clean. Plus you gotta angle yourself so everything gets clean.

Saying “it’s water” proves you don’t know enough, which explains why you’ve had a bad experience. No shame in that, like I said it took me a while. Stick with it, it’s worth it.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 months ago (1 children)

nope no bad experiences over here. i'm familiar with the whole water versus butt situation. i think a bidet is fine but i don't want to walk out of the restroom with a wet butt, unless it's Wet Day. so regardless of bidet or no, i would prefer some sort of towel or soft paper.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

That’s why you dry after lol. And again, you simplifying it so much is telling on yourself. That’s no problem but know that if you stick with it you may end up having a better experience.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

so you dry your ass after using a bidet? paper or cloth?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

Whichever, people use either.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

I use one and have IBS with issues as you describe. The bidet is miles better, and previous to that I had to use wet wipes because TP wasn't even as effective. You're using it incorrectly if you think it's less effective than paper.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I don't think it is less effective. I tthink it is more efficient but isn't perfect.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Again, you don't seem to have these problems to know and I do.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Congratulations. Tell you what, I'll send you pictures next time I use a bidet.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

I will say, the first bidet was cheap and bad. It didn't clean effectively and didn't have water pressure options, which I think are required for a good experience.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

This has never happened to me across a wide variety of shits

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Wipe your shit, wash your ass and wipe again to dry off your anus.

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