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Going places (sh.itjust.works)
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[–] [email protected] 53 points 2 months ago (7 children)

Probably picked it up from customers who've used that exact line.

[–] [email protected] 34 points 2 months ago (6 children)

Other common retail phrases:

Workin' hard or hardly workin'?

  • Little of both!
  • Trying to do one, but this place makes me do the other.

How are you today?

  • I'm here.
  • How long you got?

If it doesn't scan, that means it's free!

  • -Die inside-
  • -Think of a new way to kill someone with an unlikely object-
  • -immitate laugh scene from FFX-
[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

That last one made me laugh

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