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For me, it may be that the toilet paper roll needs to have the open end away from the wall. I don't want to reach under the roll to take a piece! That's ludicrous!

That or my recent addiction to correcting people when they use "less" when they should use "fewer"

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[–] [email protected] 35 points 2 months ago (5 children)

I love telling whiny users who claim they've always had "this" problem that I cannot fix what I do not know is broken. If there's no ticket, then nothing is broken, so quit your whining.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 2 months ago (4 children)

Don't you just love when a user submits a ticket that's "super urgent, this is preventing me from doing my job!" and when you ask how long it's been happening: "Oh, about a month"

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 months ago (2 children)

My personal favorite is the people that say it is a hair on fire emergency but then you can never get a hold of them to fix the problem.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

That’s because nobody helped when their hair was on fire, and now they’re dead.

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