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[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 months ago (2 children)

This assumes an infinite timeline and budget.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 months ago

Well, no proper engineer will agree to less than that

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

And also the existence of a perfectly insulative, yet durable and long-lasting sheath for the bag and string. I realise it's just an analogy, and in cyberspace that sort of thing is trivial, but with real matter it's beyond a pipe dream.