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[–] [email protected] 46 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Screw cancer. But maybe do putin next asshole?

[–] [email protected] 52 points 3 months ago (2 children)

God: Sorry, no can do. I gotta fuck up these 6 year olds first and give them bone cancer!

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago (1 children)

God: Sorry, no can do. I gotta fuck up this mother of 4 and give her an aneurysm first.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

How about water? Do you think you could give water to all those who need it? All you gotta do is put it up in the air as clouds and then just rain it over those places that are too dry.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago

Irrefutable truth that god == devil == null .