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[โ€“] [email protected] 41 points 3 months ago (1 children)

That's why I preallocate the max memory I will need just like I was taught to do in Fortran. You can't leak what you don't have.

[โ€“] [email protected] 14 points 3 months ago

Heap allocation failure > gradual memory leak

Checkmate atheists.