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Came back to learn you have job security (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 3 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 36 points 3 months ago (1 children)

My American self: Three WEEKS!?!?!!!?!!?

[–] [email protected] 22 points 3 months ago (1 children)

And believe it or not, we're still being exploited. Just not as badly as you guys are.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)

My 24 holidays are my 24 holidays, as long as I bill them 2 weeks (one sprint) on advance. Which part is exploited? (and also in what country, for legal reference)

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I mostly mean the lack of proper universal healthcare that forces many workers in the us to use holidays for sick days. I was assuming that's the reason 3 weeks of holidays sounds outlandish to the original commenter.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I mean, it's also uncommon to actually get 15 holidays on your contract in the US

But how do people in your country get exploited, when they do get more holidays

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

We get underpaid and an unreasonable amount of money still flows to shareholders etc. Essentially we still suffer from all the exploitation that comes with capitalism.