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Genie dislikes cloud (sh.itjust.works)

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[–] [email protected] -5 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Head to Vegas and bet all 100 Million that the Earth will be destroyed by an Asteroid in the next 25 days.

Earth not destroyed? 100 Million is gone and the Billion is yours. Earth IS destroyed? You aren't alive to know that you won the bet but lost the Billion.

You literally cannot lose.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

No gambling, one of the rules.