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[–] [email protected] 71 points 3 months ago (18 children)

“I don’t want to sleep with you.”
is often
“I don’t want you to exist.”

[–] [email protected] 54 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Sometimes it’s “I want to sleep with you, but I don’t want to want to sleep with you.”

[–] [email protected] 37 points 3 months ago

Or "I want to sleep with you but I'd rather you die than have anyone find out."

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