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Little bobby Fortran (jlai.lu)

submitted 5 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 140 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Little Fortran walks into the living room.

"Mom, dad. I have something important I need to tell you, but I'm scared you'll be mad at me"

"We'll still love you no matter what honey."

"OK, I've been thinking about this for a while and I need to come out and say it. Mom and dad, I'm a frontend developer"

"WHAT we will not tolerate that sort of degeneracy in this house young man! Go to your room and don't come out until you've written a linked list implementation in your namesake! And no more talk of this front end stuff"

[–] [email protected] 17 points 5 months ago

Honestly, fair, even if his name wasn't fortran.