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[–] [email protected] 43 points 3 months ago (2 children)

I mean, Fortran isn't even dead. It was updated last year. Weird but it's still a used language.

https://wg5-fortran.org/f2023.html

[–] [email protected] 29 points 3 months ago (2 children)

And it is still living in weather forecasting models used by many weather institutes.

Source: Work for a weather institute.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 months ago

We use those too! The weather forecasting models are really important for calculating prices in the German Energy market. My company is even paying people extra for learning Fortran to do these tasks. It's really weird to talk to 20-something y/o people who actively use Fortran.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 months ago

And a lot of science libraries.

Source: married to a physicist.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago (1 children)

All the best linalg libraries are in FORTRAN.

Pretty sure numpy hooks into them. I don't know anyone who uses computers for serious work that doesn't use FORTRAN. It's the best.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Yep, and Matlab too I think

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago

MATLAB is just scipy for people that wear ties.