Programmer Humor

32718 readers

446 users here now

Post funny things about programming here! (Or just rant about your favourite programming language.)

Rules:

founded 5 years ago

MODERATORS

942

submitted 5 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

90 comments fedilink hide all child comments

you are viewing a single comment's thread
view the rest of the comments

[–] [email protected] 275 points 5 months ago (5 children)

But imagine how awesome it would be if you hire a Fortran guy, and he's literally Fortran.

[–] [email protected] 144 points 5 months ago (2 children)

"I was born for this!"

[–] [email protected] 55 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I was born INTO THIS

[–] [email protected] 16 points 5 months ago

The heart is blackened.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 5 months ago

Nominative determinism.

[–] [email protected] 85 points 5 months ago (1 children)

He can also be the hacker known as Fortran.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 5 months ago

fucking golf clap

[–] [email protected] 32 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Reminds me of that firefighter named Les Mcburney.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 5 months ago

I've actually met him. Pretty chill guy, but is completely confused by his Internet fame.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 5 months ago

And his sister, the famous arsonist Anita Mcburney.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Your dentist's name is Crentist?

[–] [email protected] 12 points 5 months ago

Maybe that’s why he became a dentist.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago

“It’s a Fortran system; I know this!”