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[–] [email protected] 78 points 4 months ago (3 children)

Don't have links anymore, but few months ago I came across some startup trying to sell AI that watches your production environment and automatically optimizes queries for you.

It is just a matter of time until we see first AI induced large data loss.

[–] [email protected] 41 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Omg lol

'Query runs much quicker with 10 million fewer rows, Dave.'

[–] [email protected] 24 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Just add AND 1=2 to any query for incredible performance gains

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 months ago

Just tried this.

So fast!

This guy's AI! Everybody grab a pitchfork!