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Don't have links anymore, but few months ago I came across some startup trying to sell AI that watches your production environment and automatically optimizes queries for you.
It is just a matter of time until we see first AI induced large data loss.
Omg lol
'Query runs much quicker with 10 million fewer rows, Dave.'
Just add
AND 1=2
to any query for incredible performance gainsJust tried this.
So fast!
This guy's AI! Everybody grab a pitchfork!