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be me

serverless supervisor

in charge of making sure the serverless environment is in fact, serverless

occasionally have to check if it's really serverless

one day, find out there are actual servers being used

serverless environment is no longer serverless

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ask my boss what to do

he says "just make it serverless again"

I say "how"

he says "I don't know, you're the supervisor"

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quit my job

become a servers supervisor

first day on the job, go to the new server room

it's empty, serverless

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[–] [email protected] 20 points 4 months ago (2 children)

To add, it is typically manifested as generic 'compute' or in the case of azure 'functions' where you environment the code is running on is abstracted away, instead you are just paying for compute, e.g. this function takes x time/cycles to run and so it costs y to run it each time.

In theory you don't need to worry about scale or anything, just deploy your function, and pay for what it uses.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago

Surely this will never come back to bite me

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Yeah better get really good at paying unexpectedly high invoices. Or if you want to know ahead of time what your costs will be, hire three specialists who will monitor your not servers as their full time job and make sure your „functions“ are not bankrupting you in a month. If you think you sleep too well, go serverless you’ll never sleep well again.