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[–] [email protected] 84 points 4 months ago (1 children)

This guy is me. Fuck your job. Take all you can, give nothing back.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 4 months ago (1 children)

So... How are things at work?

[–] [email protected] 27 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Super relaxed, that comes with the territory of not giving a fuck. Also I make good money.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Lol, "fire me if you dare, then it's your problem"

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago

💯

#I'm going to talk to HR! I'm going to have you fired!

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