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[–] [email protected] 26 points 3 months ago (3 children)

Make it strongly statically typed. Dictionaries and lists must have all their items of the same type. For extra confusion.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Even better: make it purely functional

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Even betterer: make it MOP(Monad Oriented Programming). IYou pray to a supreme being monad till your program works.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago
  • require compilation
[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

And tuples should have the same types inside. And dictionary keys should have the same type as that dictionary's values 😈