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Derisking a project 1 year out (i.imgflip.com)

submitted 4 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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Anakin Padme meme:

Anakin: I will use agile to plan my project
Padme: 2-3 sprints ahead right?
Anakin:
Padme: 2-3 sprints ahead right?

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Lol imagine having management that give a shit about anything but firing as many workers as possible to make themselves look better. Deloitte can suck my fat fucking balls.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

I worked for a company that Deloitte had contracts with. I thought they were shit only in Brazil but it looks like they are worldwide.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago (1 children)

A friend of mine works for Deloitte, can you tell me more?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

Terrible pay (like wildly below market), shit PTO, meaningless work...