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Later virgins (slrpnk.net)

submitted 4 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 30 points 4 months ago (11 children)

In general, I agree with you. But specifically Isaac Newton? The only thing his dick might have been in was a coconut.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 4 months ago (4 children)

That’s a thing, and frankly if we discount coconuts a lot more of the internet is virgin than we care to engage with…..?

If that’s what it takes for greatness, we need more coconut fuckers. I guess….?

Or whatever.

Look don’t quote me on this but smart people are weird as fuck, and a lot of them are super not into normie life..

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 months ago (3 children)

And many smart people aren't great people. Maybe the percentage of coconut fuckers is just right.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Honestly it probably is just right. Whatever the number is it’s seems to be the right number.

Maybe musk would have done better with a coconut tho.. just sayin.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

buy twitter

call it nutter

fire half of the staff and remodel the building into the first indoors coconut farm

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago

Then the coconut would have a weird name now instead of his DNA copies.

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