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Scientists Propose New Way to Find Aliens: Detect Their Failing Warp Drives (gizmodo.com)

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (1 children)

Then why did a hologram of Janeway tell a bunch of kids she once was a salamander?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 6 months ago (2 children)

You'd lie to kids about evolving into a salamander and having sex with your former flight control officer who is also now a salamander and having little salamander babies after traveling faster than infinitely fast if you could too. Don't say you wouldn't.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Damn it. I know I would.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago

Leave them on a planet? They sure did.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Okay, but what did a HOLOGRAM have this knowledge?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (1 children)

Did you know that HOLOGRAM is an anagram for GLAM HOOR?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Don’t you dare disrespect Hologram Janeway! /s

But please don’t.

EDIT: Just to be clear my tone is the sarcasm.