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[–] [email protected] 10 points 4 months ago (5 children)

you can completely disable all the bullshit in windows including recall, copilot, onedrive and many more things with O&O shutup10++ and also DoNotSpy11

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 months ago

Sounds much harder than switching to Linux.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Good luck troubleshooting problems when an update of Windows breaks something.

Just switch to Linux and call it a day.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago

Those aren't de-bloat scripts, they're tools that all the windows-techs are using for their customers.

De-bloat scripts break things, those two programs I named above work very well

[–] [email protected] 0 points 4 months ago (1 children)

And then Linux update breaks something...

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

Clearly you're not talking about Debian.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

Those programs are even named like malware.

Jesus Christ, the need to use another opaque binary that has a non-zero chance of being hijacked to get rid of shit that should never be there sounds like the definition of insanity.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

Thats great for people who don't want to, or can't switch to linux.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

That's like saying "we can cover this switch on the wall that will blow up your house so you can't flip it." I would feel better if the switch wasn't even there. And now I'm wondering what other switches exist in my house that I don't know about. The trust has already been shattered and I'll never feel safe.