Dad Jokes

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You know one thing they don't tell you about having kids ... (piefed.jeena.net)

submitted 5 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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... It's how often you have to get up from where you're sitting. It's unbelievable.

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

Maybe just me but Where’s the joke? Maybe change ‘it’s unbelievable’ to ‘i won’t stand for it’. Or add to the beginning ‘you may wanna sit down for this’

[–] [email protected] 0 points 5 months ago

Actually I think the 'it’s unbelievable' should just be removed.

It's not just you, there are many down votes.

The joke - at least for me - is that as long as you are childless you don't know about it. Then once you have children it's just something which is happening to you unconsciously. And then someone writes it down and you read it and you think to yourself: 'wait a minute, that's so true, I do that all the time but nobody talks about it!'

it's funny because it's true