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The ten-way tie was judged a ten-way tie, so no one won the grand prize, a rare fishing monopole.

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[–] [email protected] 35 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (2 children)

Goblin brain likes little trinkets made of metal. Goblin brain demands I find them, keep them, anything to distract from the void.

may be dangerous, such as firearms, ammunition, and bombs.

Also goblin brain not always best decision maker.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 5 months ago

Tbf to the goblin brain, the likely danger from those objects is tetanus

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

I have severe goblin brain. Must collect metals.