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What a time to be alive (i.ibb.co)

submitted 5 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 41 points 5 months ago (2 children)

What is my purpose?

[–] [email protected] 92 points 5 months ago (2 children)

French toast is a dish of sliced bread soaked in beaten eggs and often milk or cream, then pan-fried. Alternative names and variants include eggy bread, Bombay toast, gypsy toast, and poor knights of Windsor.

[–] [email protected] 40 points 5 months ago (1 children)

So what you're saying is, I need to dip myself in egg and then get fried? Will that finally get my parents to be proud of me?

[–] [email protected] 47 points 5 months ago

At the age of 16, Bill Hicks began performing at the Comedy Workshop in Houston, Texas. During the 1980s, he toured the U.S. extensively and made a number of high-profile television appearances, but he amassed a significant fan base in the UK, filling large venues during his 1991 tour.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 5 months ago

The lack of glue makes me suspicious of this account.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago (1 children)

You pass butter...

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

Oh. My. God.....