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submitted 6 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 6 months ago (1 children)

People call you directly without asking? Ignore them ffs.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 6 months ago (2 children)

Direct co-workers usually ask, it's mostly higher-ups that do it. I guess they think that they're important enough to do it. I absolutely ignore it if I don't have time or are on break.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 months ago

even those higher ups need to learn that their underlings can only be productive when they aren't being prevented/distracted from being productive.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago

FYI teams has a setting to block direct calls and an automated voice message for missed calls.

Mine has been set to reject calls and play an automated message letting the caller know to ping me first on teams ever since my company decided it was an amazing idea to forward every employee's office phone number/calls to our God damned teams account.

I despise spam calls and refuse to take calls unless asked first