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World's first bioprocessor uses 16 human brain organoids for ‘a million times less power’ consumption than a digital chip (www.tomshardware.com)
submitted 5 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
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[–] [email protected] 151 points 5 months ago (2 children)

[–] [email protected] 60 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

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[–] [email protected] 51 points 5 months ago (4 children)

Oh God, imagine your braincells being used to mine crypto.

[–] [email protected] 40 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

You ‘pute 64 bits, whaddya get?

Just ‘nother load for your instruction set

Satoshi don’t call me cuz I can’t go

I sold my soul to the crypto bros

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago

O no hes over heating!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

Oh my god. That would be… no different than now for me 😒

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago

I can definitely imagine your braincells being used to mine my crypto!