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[–] [email protected] 10 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (3 children)

they also included an extra $262 in comps for having bet aggregately over a quarter of a million dollars.

Why do you have credit card debt that had to wait for a 5k gambling "windfall" if you can afford to slowly spunk 250k up the wall at the same gambling sites?

you have a problem... you are an addict...

I can't figure out if this is a joke post or not

[–] [email protected] 9 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I think what he means is that he bet some money, won, and then used that to bet again, repeat and eventually the aggregate bets made totalled to be 250k.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 5 months ago

This. Granted I was 24 and not great with money as my wife and I had about $1500 in credit card debt, but once or twice a year I'd put down $50 for a little fun money and play at an online casino for no more than a week or until the $50 was gone. The first time I tried, I managed to use a modified Martingale system for several days and worked it up to five grand before cashing out. Was never successful at making anything close to that again, but I never played with or lost more than I could afford.

Today, apart from a car note I took on two weeks ago after a car I drove 200,000 miles over the past 14 years finally gave out, I am debt free and have been since 2016, and I genuinely can't remember the last time I went to the casino. But, when I did, I brought $200, lost it but had my fun, and went home. No addiction whatsoever.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 months ago

Because I was 24 years old and I put $50 on a debit card and managed to pump it up to $5000 and it was a one-off occurrence more than two decades ago? Relax.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

he learned from his mistake chill the fuck out