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Lemmy today (i.imgflip.com)

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago (1 children)

The problem is every one of us is most people on something. ;P

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago

That's 100% true. That's why I'd like the help from experts to help me avoid being scammed, help me avoid drinking and eating poisoned food, or having to breath unhealthy air.

I don't always know the full repercussions from the decisions I make so I really appreciate having some expert help. This is especially true of decisions shitty people try to coerce me into making when I'm desperate or emotionally vulnerable.