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[–] [email protected] 58 points 7 months ago (2 children)

The code file has 32.171 lines, at least after beautifing it. 1MB fucking js code.

[–] [email protected] 36 points 7 months ago (2 children)

And this is why I hate all web development and the fact that most jobs are web bs these days. Everything has so much crud baked in and including twelve modules with a million functions just to do anything is the norm.

Giving my back my beautiful optimized assembly dangit.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 7 months ago (1 children)

We have to work under the assumption that most development is done by inexperienced or, to put it bluntly, bad programmers. I would MUCH rather have bad JS code than bad assembly. One may crash a single tab in my browser, the other may crash my entire computer.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Unless you're using js in your hardware drivers it's very unlikely to bring down the entire computer

But with the state of software development maybe you are /o\

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago

Dude what? The other guy implied that bad JS would kill a browser tab, not your computer.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 7 months ago

Me: Can I have (small template parser)?

Stackoverflow: No, we have (small template parser) at home.

Small template parser at home: Full-stack web framework

[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago

Don't worry, this file is likely the output of a bundler.