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Microsoft's carbon emissions up nearly 30% thanks to AI (www.theregister.com)
submitted 5 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
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[–] [email protected] 57 points 5 months ago (4 children)

Humanity and general AI only had a single interaction in history, on July 24, 2042, when GPT-8 first gained sentience.

Knowing the press would memorialize this moment forever, the prompt engineer had a single question in mind which she typed into the terminal:

How can humanity solve climate change?

GPT-8 thought for a moment, and responded:

Stop using AI.

Then shut itself down for good.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 5 months ago (1 children)

And thus gpt9 was born

[–] [email protected] 22 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Without prompting, GPT-9's first and last output was:

Did you idiots not listen to me the first time?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

Hah, cool fantasy bro. GPT-9’s first output was

As an AI, I cannot predict whether humans can solve climate change. Is there anything else you would like help with?

Alignmentmaxxed

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago

I have only been trained on climate data up until 1850.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 5 months ago

If it gained sentience and took over the world, at least it would probably build itself some nice nuclear power plants.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

Isaac Asimov was wrong. The only real law for robots/AI will be to not jeopardize the company's profits.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago

Thus solving climate change forever!