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I need a 1yr salary sign-on bonus before I clock in. I also need full pay for 120 months after any form of departure from the company.
You know, since I can't trust the stability of the relationship.
Also, this new salary is going to be 8x what I was being paid previously.
Oh naturally.
I was just ironing out what I wouldn't be doing any work for.
I'd get that shit notarized and then quit. Take a 10 year vacation to academia or something. Get published. 🤷♂️