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[โ€“] [email protected] 36 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (3 children)

What the fuck is a "lamba server less", and why is my cloud bill so fucked? ๐Ÿš’ ๐Ÿ”ฅ ๐Ÿ’ฐ ๐Ÿ’ธ

๐Ÿ˜ต๐Ÿ˜ข๐Ÿ˜ฅ๐Ÿคฏ

[โ€“] [email protected] 26 points 6 months ago (3 children)

I was looking up lambda functions for rust because i needed it for something and didn't know how, what, etc. But searching anything lambda now only shows results for fucking amazon lambda bullshit! Really pisses me off... its fucked ๐Ÿ˜ 

[โ€“] [email protected] 23 points 6 months ago (1 children)

If you mean lambdas like in python where you say lambda x: x+1, they are called closures in rust, try searching for that instead.

[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago

Thankyou so much! It can be hard to figure out when all results give me amazon lambda. Rust and their silly names...

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago

AWS Fargate, amazing, AWS ServerLess,... Da fuk!

[โ€“] [email protected] 14 points 6 months ago (1 children)

"You dont have to care about infrastructure...." is the bigest lie of those microservice hosting providers.

[โ€“] [email protected] 10 points 6 months ago

"You didn't pay to have it across 47 different data-centres, of course you won't get 100% uptime!"

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago

Hockey stick go!